i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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she smelled like a LAN party
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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