Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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