tell your sister to shave her snatch
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I can't put those talents on a resume
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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