i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid