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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.

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• (562): View more from California

  about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Don't make emojis simulating eating me out

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,

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• (559): View more from California

  He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest

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• (516): View more from New York

  Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet

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