I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet