that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.