I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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