yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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