I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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