That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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