This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Panties = found
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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