what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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