Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
dude. I can hear the air.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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