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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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