she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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