Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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