i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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