So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
this just has baby written all over it
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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