it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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