with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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