Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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