Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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