Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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