Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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