What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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