I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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