He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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