They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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