in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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