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Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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