If i come over, it means nothing
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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