He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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