Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
