belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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