piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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