apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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