Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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