Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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