its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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