I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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