I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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