That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
The ass gains better be worth it
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