It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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