I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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