Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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