Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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