If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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