He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
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i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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