Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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