So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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