I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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