Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Randomize
