whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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