Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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