I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Randomize
