There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
how does that bad decision feel?
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