i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
where am i from again
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You took a bar mat shot.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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